March 2012
46 posts
blackmormon:
What’s the difference between a greyhound terminal and a lobster with big boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One’s a pause at the end of a clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
1 tag
thegingerwiththedragontattoo:
“Hey Jesus, how much do you love me?”
“This much!”
“Aw, that’s nice!”
“Jesus are you okay?”
“JESUS NO!”
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
I don’t think there’s a thing on the planet that enrages me more than people incorrectly singing the Mario theme tune.
1 tag
Ok i don't really know if you guys will like this
zivjeti:
But really, what does Gerard Depardieu?
1 tag
1996
english: nineteen ninety six
french: thousand nine hundreds four twenties sixteen
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
Obligatory KONY post #24601: As a design for a global issue-based democracy, it’s a pretty well thought out and potentially effective system, but watching the films and hearing people talk about it, I can’t help but feel like I’m being manipulated, by the cute-blonde-child factor, the aesthetic and editing of the film, and my no. 1 documentary pet hate, emotion-inducing music....
1 tag
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
February 2012
39 posts
3 tags
我学汉语！
你好，我叫 Elias. 我学汉语。 你学汉语吗？ 不学。
我很好。 我不喝咖啡。 谢谢，再见！
(Wo xue hanyu!
I study chinese!
Ni hao, wo jiao Elias.
Hello, my name is Elias.
Wo xue hanyu.
I study chinese.
Ni xue hanyu ma?
Do you study chinese.
Bu xue.
You do not.
Wo hen hao.
I am very well.
Wo bu he kafei.
I do not drink coffee.
Xie xie, zai jian!
Thank you, see you later!)
:D
