April 2012
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My sociology professor responded to my ‘apologies for lateness of essay’ email saying he’d given me an extension until 2 days from now. BEAUTIFUL MAN.
I am content, so now I shall sleep.
Ah~
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spicegirlsofficial:
i literally save everything as some form of “true”
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iphone420:
my mom is making ribs for dinner god bless america
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A friend of mine has inspired me to compile a list of drag-tabulous drag queen names, some found and some of my own creation.
Found
Amanda Reckonwith
Anna Rexia
Helen Damnation
Lois Carmen-Denominator (SO GOOD)
Misty Cologne
Miss Inglink
Miss Conception
Sushi Buffet
Tequila Mockingbird (ARE YOU KIDDING ME SO GOOD)
Mine:
Edna Clouds
Jaqueline Hyde
Selma Soul
Krystal Chan-DeLier
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wizcoylifa:
sacha baron cohen stars as an out of place foreign identity visiting the united states who has a habit of performing scandalous acts on camera involving innocent citizens and occasionally celebrities in this summers blockbuster hit “sacha baron cohen as an out of place foreign identity in the united states”
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Saddest sound ever: hearing my mum say about me to my dad: ‘no, he’s too busy working’ when I’ve been tumbling.
I HAVE TO GO READ ALL THE TEXTBOOKS AND WRITE A COLOSSAL ESSAY BEFORE I KILL MYSELF BYE.
danimansutti:
im not like most girls i am a tortilla
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tumblr user: jews had white privilege during the holocaust
tumblr user: i identify as a male but my girlfriend is still a lesbian
tumblr user: i identify as dave strider from homestuck
tumblr user: if youre christian and you have the same opinion as me, youre not a real christian and i hate you even more than those other sheep
tumblr user: im female-born. i wore baggy pants and i felt comfortable in them THEREFOR I AM TRANSGENDERED
tumblr user: i dont like to have sex ALL the time so im asexual
tumblr user: ive self diagnosed with autism and ocd because loud noises really bother me and i HAVE to have a shower every morning
tumblr user: die cis scum
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stolenfromthenet:
“what makes you beautiful”
or as i like to call it
“you need me to tell you of your own self worth”
hey guise time to pop a question in my ask!!1!
1: HOW MANY WASPS DO YOU EAT ON A DAILY BASIS.
2: DO YOU SATE YOUR BLOODLUST BY SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENT.
3: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRAVED THE FLESH OF A VIRGIN CHILD.
4: HOW MANY SOULS HAVE YOU CORRUPTED IN OUR DARK LORD'S NAME.
5: TO WHOM ARE YOU LOYAL.
6: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR TASTE BUDS SAVORED BLOOD.
7: HOW MANY SACRIFICES HAVE YOU MADE THIS WEEK.
8: CAN YOU COUNT THE TEARS THAT THE MOTHERS YOU'VE MURDERED HAVE SHED.
9: DO YOU CRAVE THE POWER TO END ALL WORLDS.
10: HAIL SATAN.
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