June 2012
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Waxamillion
No Panty’s On The Dancefloor
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“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“KEVIN Rudd has been spotted in the parliamentary gym pumping iron in a sign Gillard supporters are interpreting as preparation for fresh leadership moves.”
File this under reasons I don’t read the Telegraph.
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tilld0:
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“this is stupid
i’m not stupid
don’t talk to me
like i’m...”
– Rihanna
captainsombrero replied to your post: urgh sudden self inflicted rage at the fact that I…
When I read the word kooky it sounds like a weird bird imitation in my head, like someone mimicking a cuckoo clock?
There was a period in my life (presumably during which I wrote that description) when I used to say it all the time and I got that response more frequently than I could have expected....
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urgh sudden self inflicted rage at the fact that I described my humour as ‘kooky’ in my tumblr description, I hate it when people do that. ‘i’m a special snowflake, i’m just a little strange, i’m just weird like that’ ARGHHH CHANGE EVERYTHING.
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vampireswillbutthurtyou:
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and you’re head’s in the game but you’re heart’s in the song
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When I get sick I adopt this character where I ham up my illness massively and hobble around the house sniffeling and groaning like an ailing middle aged woman tired of life and the cards it has dealt her. The way I see it, if I have to walk about the house essentially a viral colony for a few days, imma be damn fierce while I do it.
That and I just completely lose patience for anybody doing...
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I've never seen sex and the city but here I'll...
youngstero:
that brunette one: I haven’t had sex in SIX MONTHS!
they all look shocked
brunette: ugh I need a diet coke
the slutty old one: no honey, you need a diet COCK
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“Umm sweetie your like 12, why are you even on the internet.”
– 13 year olds (via 1612th)
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bad day bad headcold bad timetable bad music bad life
the internet and the people therein have formed my only refuge from an increasingly unappealing outside world.
probably time I just broke out some dido and accepted the reality in which I now find myself.
today’s word of the day is bleargh.
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