Hey, I’m Elias. DIS MA BOYF DIS MA FACEMUSIC I LIKETHINGS I MAKETumblr (3.0; @eliascares)http://eliascares.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/573f904e178941e1a9391d5c6b78d813/tumblr_mn4a51j81b1r2txdlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troybakers.tumblr.com/post/50936846665/hey-u-kids-wanna-buy-some-drugs" target="_blank">troybakers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey u kids wanna buy some drugs</p> </blockquote> <p>Chicken in a bin. Unbelievable.</p>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50986642888http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50986642888Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:58 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/69255dfdf43d040fcc572040f9f5b040/tumblr_mmny1nMC9W1soiufno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902454319http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902454319Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:19 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0185c29a9db5fdb54dbda39f9613b7fc/tumblr_mmdl162I041qdwygho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kyary.tumblr.com/post/49902035109" target="_blank">kyary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>would you like to buy some turnips</p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902303956http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902303956Mon, 20 May 2013 22:13:17 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m789tl9Hkp1rnqouso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902205116http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902205116Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:41 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5a2491a8b8687f99c8d53272ab47720/tumblr_mld7vwZwDg1sn0j3jo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bec1cbb386c76dd32ff936532fdd9aa9/tumblr_mld7vwZwDg1sn0j3jo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-violinist.tumblr.com/post/48157985912/christ" target="_blank">consulting-violinist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>christ</p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902160641http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902160641Mon, 20 May 2013 22:09:30 +1000me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-<br /> chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll<br /> me: i didn't even finish my order<br /> chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn<br /> me: whathttp://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902079917http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902079917Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:22 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/370b41c448995b7e7e03ce3aa0deca7b/tumblr_mmr5z3Cms51qk6gpqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41879deef4da536f5dff377d54685950/tumblr_mmr5z3Cms51qk6gpqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902071823http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902071823Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:10 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superawesomeadventuregirl.tumblr.com/post/50865270295/the-library-basement-is-a-wonderful-place-with" target="_blank">superawesomeadventuregirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The library basement is a wonderful place with couches, wifi and no people, except one other person who also thought there was no-one here and started singing. He wasn’t bad.</p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902063323http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50902063323Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:56 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58e05645f0dde3318ddf26642aab2633/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47303fe98f4952a07039fee95d173ca2/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35f2f38d8924d737a3369a73655ff2ef/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f801b3550ed7940273815059442cbca/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50876755934http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50876755934Mon, 20 May 2013 12:42:44 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8aec26b8eca62f815fae7c9f800ce506/tumblr_mim0q4McqX1rtj3jho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d9635fc3a353079372345af6023aa41/tumblr_mim0q4McqX1rtj3jho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3a1ff38c633d7a839d31351a31a9e8e/tumblr_mim0q4McqX1rtj3jho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9ddc332edd193287ed1c8e56284027c/tumblr_mim0q4McqX1rtj3jho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I REFUSE</p>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50716041854http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50716041854Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:10 +1000attractive<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3av6cNmpL1qa4ihzo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3av6cNmpL1qa4ihzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50409305975http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50409305975Tue, 14 May 2013 18:36:13 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50074006327/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x" target="_blank">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing" target="_blank">x</a>)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50398919986http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50398919986Tue, 14 May 2013 14:12:21 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee9yskZyj1rgzwiro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee9yskZyj1rgzwiro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50378402678http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50378402678Tue, 14 May 2013 09:48:12 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao1_r8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao9_r7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r6mtFZVn1qkhusao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50358539385http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50358539385Tue, 14 May 2013 05:24:24 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9980b1018b9b15cba5f6591aabf33e02/tumblr_mm8f4v0ZxZ1snphmno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50330985421http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50330985421Mon, 13 May 2013 18:36:28 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce11effe61e126d5bd1516a9387e6508/tumblr_mmlrw1Ehpe1rcpscwo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fa9ad7ac91bbf0472725578f5f5c500/tumblr_mmlrw1Ehpe1rcpscwo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50319906775http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50319906775Mon, 13 May 2013 14:12:29 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f06d1ea816616e54f3023255abb00881/tumblr_mirj3viTGT1rnxlaxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81b4cfff11fcb43b1b3c899dab934ae3/tumblr_mirj3viTGT1rnxlaxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard.tumblr.com/post/45697016418/1980s-businesswoman-comics-by-kate-beaton-i" target="_blank">alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>1980’s Businesswoman Comics by <a href="http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=297" title="Kate Beaton" target="_blank">Kate Beaton</a></small></p> </blockquote> <p>i wish i could be this</p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50143615475http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50143615475Sat, 11 May 2013 14:43:13 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k1mkardashian.tumblr.com/post/48831497219/florence-welch-sounds-like-a-goat-thats" target="_blank">k1mkardashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>florence welch sounds like a goat that’s descending from heaven </p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50068075368http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50068075368Fri, 10 May 2013 14:12:16 +1000this is a compliment<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erinads.tumblr.com/post/48721429228/sofiaauditores-i-jist-pushed-a-guy-off-a" target="_blank">erinads</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofiaauditores.tumblr.com/post/48720106923/i-jist-pushed-a-guy-off-a-rooftop-and-he-fell-on-a" target="_blank">sofiaauditores</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i jist pushed a guy off a rooftop and he fell on a prostitute im cryifng</p> </blockquote> <p>i really hope you’re talking about assassins creed</p> </blockquote>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50048136046http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50048136046Fri, 10 May 2013 09:48:22 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7d5024bbd4a04368941de41fffa81f8/tumblr_mlstyhbBoh1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5456444fe629547217600f2a42fc3122/tumblr_mlstyhbBoh1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ab9283f2f1e7ab234f6584c2f4df1e5/tumblr_mlstyhbBoh1qjqzoeo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4374c8f03978aa354d5d68d7a9cf1754/tumblr_mlstyhbBoh1qjqzoeo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Well. </p>http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50028664025http://eliascares.tumblr.com/post/50028664025Fri, 10 May 2013 05:24:15 +1000